3.01.2008

The Most Dangerous Thing I've Seen Someone Do.

One time I was at a house party. We were in the backyard and the homeowner noticed that some of his trees' branches were resting on a power line, and he commented that he should cut the branches soon.

"No problem! I'll do it right now! I'm an arborist," replies random extremely stoned and wasted hippie.

So the wasted/stoned arborist gets a chainsaw, climbs the tree about 20- 30 ft., and starts cutting the branches.

Hmm... a very intoxicated man climbing a significant height and operating a chainsaw within close proximity to a power line.

He was fine.

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